Have you ever dated someone and believed that everything was good, but out of nowhere "the doom" came? Yes, "the doom." And when I say "the doom," I mean the sudden breakup that was so unexpected that it caught you off guard. In fact, the breakup happened so fast that you don't believe it happened well after when it did. I mean, it was so unexpected that you were probably just in a state of shock. A sudden ...

“Good morning ladies and gentlemen. What I’m going to sing today is a song dedicated to our creator. It’s called ‘Hallelujah.’” In the following moments, my morning shifted from relatively quaint to hilariously ridiculous. And not just because a 40-something-year-old black man decided to serenade the entire train with his rendition of a song that, quite frankly, should only be sung in the gigantic, ostentat ...

“I mean, I think you’re probably healthier than me. BUT I have a good BMI,” Martha* said. That’s the part where I SHOULD have interjected and said, “Wtf is that supposed to mean?” Friends from college were visiting me and I was thrilled to host them for the weekend. I took them to a famous sandwich shop, known for greasy local food. Since I live here, I figured there was no reason for me to also indulge and ...

I saw an episode of the HBO show everyone was talking about but I had never heard of: Girls. Hannah was interviewing for a job and the employer told her that to be a successful writer, she needed to get out of her "comfort zone." A few scenes later, Hannah is stooped over a toilet seat, sniffing coke with her gay ex at a night club in a yellow fishnet shirt. Watching her, I didn’t know whether to laugh or c ...